1 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:15,614 [BEEPING] 2 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,283 - [SNORING] 3 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:20,786 GOOD HEAVENS. [ALARM SOUNDS] 4 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:23,956 I ALMOST FORGOT TO TURN ON MY SOUND MACHINE. 5 00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:26,558 [BIRDS SQUAWKING] 6 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,229 [SNORING] 7 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:48,380 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 8 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:03,595 - THE BANK LOST OVER $10 MILLION. 9 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:07,866 THE SECURITY GUARD, HE LOST HIS JOB. 10 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:10,235 I GUESS INSTEAD OF CATCHING Zs, 11 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:13,338 HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN CATCHING THIEVES. 12 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:14,440 HA HA HA. 13 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:17,342 THIS IS ELMER J. FUDD REPORTING. 14 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:19,344 - [TURNS TV OFF, WHISTLES] 15 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:20,512 $10 MILLION? 16 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,681 USUALLY I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO PAYS FOR IT 17 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:24,550 WHENEVER DAFFY GETS FIRED. 18 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:25,717 [SLURPS] 19 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:28,420 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 20 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:32,424 - UNBELIEVABLE! 21 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:33,692 FIRED FOR SLEEPING ON THE JOB. 22 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:36,562 WHAT'S NEXT? YOU CAN'T BREATHE ON THE JOB, EITHER? 23 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:39,364 WHAT DO THEY THINK I AM, A ROBOT? 24 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:41,033 DO I LOOK LIKE A ROBOT? 25 00:01:41,035 --> 00:01:45,137 DO I MAKE ROBOT NOISES AND BLINK MY ROBOT LIGHTS? 26 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:47,739 DO I EAT NUTS AND BOLTS FOR BREAKFAST? 27 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,275 NO. I EAT A BREAKFAST BURRITO EVERY DAY. 28 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:54,146 NAME ONE ROBOT THAT EATS A BREAKFAST BURRITO EVERY DAY. 29 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:55,114 YOU CAN'T! 30 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:56,915 AND DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T? 31 00:01:56,917 --> 00:02:00,252 BECAUSE ROBOTS DON'T HAVE SOULS. 32 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:03,555 NOW, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME 33 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,557 WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT? 34 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,259 - I DON'T KNOW. I STOPPED LISTENING 35 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:11,630 AFTER ROBOTS EAT BREAKFAST BURRITOS. 36 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:19,071 - YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS GOOD NEWS. 37 00:02:19,073 --> 00:02:21,773 WITHOUT A JOB, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT 38 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:22,908 WHENEVER I WANT TO DO IT. 39 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:25,444 AFTER ALL, THIS IS MY HOUSE, 40 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:26,778 MY RULES. 41 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,181 - UH, DAFF, THIS IS MY HOUSE. 42 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:32,251 AND MY RULE IS, IF YOU'RE GONNA LIVE HERE, 43 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:34,119 YOU HAVE TO PULL YOUR OWN WEIGHT. 44 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:34,920 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 45 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,588 - YOU KNOW, HELP OUT AROUND HERE. 46 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:39,191 DO SOME CHORES, PAY FOR A FEW THINGS. 47 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,126 - I DO CHORES. - NO, YOU DON'T. 48 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:43,595 - WELL, I PAY FOR THINGS. - LIKE WHAT? 49 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:46,598 - I BOUGHT LEATHER SOCKS THE OTHER DAY. 50 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:50,002 - DAFFY, YOU GOT TO GET ANOTHER JOB. 51 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:55,607 - RELAX. A GUY LIKE ME? I'LL HAVE A NEW JOB TOMORROW. 52 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:57,209 - [SLURPS] 53 00:02:57,211 --> 00:03:01,013 - GUARANTEED. 54 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:06,351 [GULPING] 55 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:21,300 HMM. 56 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:23,035 - HOW'S THE JOB SEARCH COMING? 57 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:25,637 - UH, I'M STILL WORKING ON MY R?SUME. 58 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,539 LET ME JUST CLOSE THIS. 59 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:30,409 I MEAN, IT'S UNDER THIS. 60 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:35,047 IT'S RIGHT HERE. 61 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,349 HERE'S MY R?SUME. 62 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:38,750 NOPE. 63 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:41,753 OK, HERE'S MY R?SUME. 64 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:46,758 OH, SORRY. THAT WAS DEFINITELY NOT MY R?SUME. 65 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,561 HERE IS MY R?SUME. 66 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,597 - "DAFFY SHELTON DUCK. 67 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:53,532 "EDUCATION: NONE. 68 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,000 "REFERENCES: NONE. 69 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,034 "SKILLS: NONE. 70 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:59,438 WORK EXPERIENCE: LET'S NOT GO THERE." 71 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,440 ARE YOU A COMPLETE NITWIT? 72 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:03,008 - NO, I'M A DUNDERHEAD. 73 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:05,744 AT LEAST ACCORDING TO THIS INTERNET IQ TEST. 74 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,846 - DAFFY, FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS, 75 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:10,349 I'VE BEEN PULLING YOUR WEIGHT BECAUSE I THOUGHT 76 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:13,952 - WHY WOULD I LOOK FOR A JOB IF YOU'RE PULLING MY WEIGHT? 77 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:17,956 - SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS I'M ENABLING YOU? 78 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,091 - YOU'RE NOT ENABLING ME. 79 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:21,526 YOU'RE SIMPLY SHIELDING ME FROM THE CONSEQUENCES 80 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:24,696 OF MY OWN SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR. 81 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,031 - I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 82 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,733 AND I'M NOT GONNA DO IT ANYMORE. 83 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:32,371 DAFFY, FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, I'M KICKING YOU OUT. 84 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:35,040 - WHAT?! 85 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,375 WELL, GUESS WHAT? 86 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:37,943 YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT 87 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,911 BECAUSE I AM LEAVING. 88 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,647 - GOOD. 89 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:42,881 - GREAT. 90 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:45,050 I'LL GO GET MY STUFF. 91 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,418 - OK. 92 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,253 - EVEN IF THEY GET BACK THE 5 YARDS, 93 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:51,957 THEY'RE STILL LOOKING AT A 50-YARD FIELD GOAL. 94 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,893 - IN THIS WIND, THAT IS NO SURE THING... 95 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:57,296 - I'M GOING. 96 00:04:57,298 --> 00:05:00,732 I'M REALLY GOING. 97 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,402 [CHANGES CHANNEL] - MILLER DROPS BACK TO PASS, 98 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:07,139 - I PACKED MY SUITCASE, AND I'M GOING. 99 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:08,307 - THAT'S MY SUITCASE. 100 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:11,510 - WELL, THEN I'LL JUST TAKE MY STUFF. 101 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:12,644 - THAT'S MY STUFF. 102 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,980 - I DON'T NEED YOUR STUFF. 103 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,415 I DON'T NEED YOU. 104 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:19,818 I CAN MAKE IT ON MY OWN JUST FINE. 105 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,586 SO I'M GOING. 106 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:23,855 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 107 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:26,958 SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE. 108 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,694 I AM GOING. 109 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,996 RIGHT NOW. 110 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:34,466 I'M...GONE. 111 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:38,136 G-O-N. 112 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:40,205 GONE. 113 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:43,041 [TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY] 114 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:46,712 ARRIVEDERCI. 115 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:53,985 I DON'T NEED NO ROOMMATE TELLING ME TO PULL MY WEIGHT. 116 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,354 I DON'T NEED NO JOB. 117 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:57,723 I DON'T NEED NONE OF THAT JIVE. 118 00:05:57,725 --> 00:05:59,324 I'M DAFFY DUCK! 119 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:00,625 YOU HEAR THAT, WORLD? 120 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:05,030 I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 121 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:09,301 PLEASE TAKE CARE OF ME. 122 00:06:09,303 --> 00:06:11,903 [SOBBING] 123 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:18,710 - [STRAINING] 124 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:25,851 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 125 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:29,187 - PULLING MY OWN WEIGHT. [STRAINING] 126 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,322 - I GOT YOU A JOB. 127 00:06:30,324 --> 00:06:31,590 IT REQUIRES NO EXPERIENCE, 128 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,992 NO REFERENCES, OR SKILLS OF ANY KIND. 129 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:36,495 YOU START TOMORROW AT ENORMOCORP. 130 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,729 - ENORMOCORP? 131 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,098 THE FIFTH LARGEST CONGLOMERATE IN THE WORLD? 132 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:43,869 DO YOU REALLY THINK I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A CEO? 133 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,871 - NO. YOU'LL BE PUSHING A MUFFIN CART. 134 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:51,076 - DO YOU REALLY THINK I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO PUSH A MUFFIN CART? 135 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,712 LOOK OUT, ENORMOCORP, 136 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:56,014 TODAY I HAVE A MUFFIN CART, 137 00:06:56,016 --> 00:07:01,920 BUT SOME DAY I JUST MIGHT HAVE THE CORNER OFFICE. 138 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,358 [SCATTING] 139 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,528 - OOH. MAY I INTEREST YOU IN A MUFFIN? 140 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:13,298 - COME ON. I HAVE A DELICIOUS BANANA NUT 141 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,299 WITH JUST A HINT OF CINNAMON. 142 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,034 NOT SO MUCH CINNAMON THAT IT'S OVERPOWERING, 143 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:19,037 OF COURSE, BUT JUST ENOUGH TO LET YOU KNOW IT'S THERE. 144 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,706 - I SAID NO. 145 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:25,744 - CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFIN? - NO. 146 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:28,580 - COME ON, YOU DESERVE IT. 147 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:31,416 - I'M ON THE PHONE. 148 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:32,884 - YOU WANT ONE? 149 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,619 NO? 150 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,888 MUFFIN? 151 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,824 UGH. THIS IS POINTLESS. 152 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,225 I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR WORK. 153 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:43,161 I SHOULD JUST BE A STAY-AT-HOME MOM. 154 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,130 I MEAN, LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE. 155 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,399 THIS IS HOW THEY WANT TO SPEND THEIR DAYS? 156 00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:48,633 TAKING ORDERS FROM THIS GUY? 157 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:53,171 - WHEN I, I SAY, WHEN I TOOK OVER ENORMOCORP 10 YEARS AGO, 158 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:57,008 I VOWED, I SAY, I VOWED TO MAKE ENORMOCORP 159 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,844 A WORLD LEADER IN INDUSTRY. 160 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:02,147 - I SAY, I SAY. I'M A BIG FAT ROOSTER 161 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,281 AND I RUN THE COMPANY. 162 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:06,084 LOOK AT ME WITH MY BIG FAT FINGER WOUND 163 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,853 LIKE I'M THE BOSS OF YOU. 164 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,754 I RUN THIS-- - WHAT, I SAY, 165 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:11,990 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 166 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,259 - I SAY, I SAY. 167 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:15,994 HA HA HA! 168 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,262 HOO HOO! 169 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:19,097 HA HA-- 170 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,099 - GET IN HERE. 171 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:24,603 YES, YOU. 172 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:39,217 - WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 173 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,785 - THE MUFFIN MAN. 174 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:44,389 - AND WHAT DO YOU GOT HERE? 175 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:50,529 - SON, DO YOU, I SAY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING? 176 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:51,863 - I KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING. 177 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:55,300 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M THINKING. 178 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:58,503 I'M THINKING THAT'S A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN. 179 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,805 I LOVE ME SOME MUFFINS. 180 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:04,309 WHY, LAND SAKES, LEMON POPPY SEED. 181 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:08,213 MY GRANDMAMMY USED TO MAKE A LEMON POPPY SEED. 182 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,482 BUT THOSE OLD POPPY SEEDS LOVE TO GET 183 00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:12,851 ALL STUCK IN YOUR TEETH NOW, DON'T THEY? 184 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:15,820 [GASPS] IS THAT A JAM-FILLED? 185 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:18,023 OH, MY STARS, IT IS! 186 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,658 IT IS A JAM-FILLED! 187 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:23,595 YOU KNOW, AS A BOY, I USED TO SUCK THE JAM OUT 188 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:24,829 WITH A STRAW. 189 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:25,997 TRUE STORY, THAT IS. 190 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,333 BUT, YOU KNOW, I KEEP GOING BACK TO THE-- 191 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:31,369 I SAY, I KEEP GOING BACK TO THAT BLUEBERRY. 192 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:32,604 - JUST PICK ONE. 193 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:33,572 [ALL GASP] 194 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:37,742 - SON, I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 195 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,278 YOU GOT--I SAY YOU GOT CHUTZPAH. 196 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,181 - I'M SURROUNDED, I SAY, I'M SURROUNDED 197 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:46,685 BY BOOTLICKERS AND TOADIES, STOOGES AND SUCK-UPS. 198 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:49,020 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, TOO, CAROL. 199 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:53,024 BUT YOU, I SAY, YOU, YOU'RE NOT LIKE THESE OTHER LACKEYS. 200 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,226 THEY TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO HEAR. 201 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:59,598 YOU TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO HEAR. 202 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:03,034 WELL, SON, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY? 203 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:06,037 - MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO LAY OFF THE MUFFINS FOR A WHILE. 204 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,238 [ALL GASP] 205 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,874 - HEH HEH HEH. 206 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:13,111 - HA HA HA! 207 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,915 - COME WITH ME, MUFFIN MAN. 208 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,918 NOW, LET'S SEE ABOUT GETTING YOU A CORNER OFFICE. 209 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:23,788 - HMM. THAT HAPPENED EVEN FASTER THAN I THOUGHT. 210 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:34,833 - PIZZARRIBA! 211 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:38,169 PIZZARRIBA! 212 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,305 - COME TO SPEEDY'S PIZZA PLACE 213 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,507 AND PUT BOTH YOUR FEET UP 214 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,242 BRING 100 FRIENDS WITH YOU 215 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,511 THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM 216 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,079 I'LL BRING YOU MORE PIZZA 217 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,748 THAN YOUR TUMMY CAN EAT UP 218 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:55,120 ONCE YOU TASTE MY PIZZA, YOUR TASTE BUDS WILL GO BOOM 219 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:59,491 - PIZZARRIBA! 220 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,761 PIZZARRIBA! 221 00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:05,263 - I READ ALL YOUR COMMENT CARDS 222 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,598 AND TAKE IN YOUR FEEDBACK 223 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,100 OF ALL THE THINGS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR 224 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,935 IN A PIZZA PLACE 225 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,937 SO STEP INTO THE KITCHEN 226 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,939 WHERE MY COUSIN GUSTAVO 227 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:17,142 IS HELPING LAUNCH MY RESTAURANT 228 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:18,777 INTO CYBERSPACE! 229 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:21,046 THAT'S RIGHT, WE HAVE A WEBSITE 230 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,681 JUST LIKE YOU ALL REQUESTED 231 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:27,285 NOW YOU CAN GO ONLINE AND ORDER FROM YOUR PC 232 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,953 IF YOU CAN JUST BEAR WITH US 233 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,822 OUR CONNECTION IS SPOTTY 234 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,791 I SWEAR IT WILL BE WORTH IT 235 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:36,461 TO GET PIZZA FROM ME 236 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,463 SO PLEASE BE PATIENT 237 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:42,400 - PIZZARRIBA! 238 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:46,037 PIZZARRIBA! 239 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:49,841 - WOW. IS THIS THING STILL LOADING, GUSTAVO? 240 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,477 - SI, 88%. - OH, THERE IT GOES. 241 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,646 WE'RE ALMOST UP! [BEEPS] 242 00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:56,848 WAIT. DID IT FREEZE AGAIN? 243 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,084 GUSTAVO, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, MAN! 244 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,152 YOU SAID YOU WERE GOOD WITH COMPUTERS! 245 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,521 - PIZZARRIBA! 246 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,223 - NO, I SAID I HAD A COMPUTER. 247 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,225 - PIZZARRIBA! 248 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,227 [BEEPS] - OH, HERE WE GO, IT'S UP! 249 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,663 - PIZZARRIBA! 250 00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:13,164 - I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT. 251 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,166 - PIZZARRIBA! 252 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,235 - YOU SPELLED IT WRONG! 253 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,604 - PIBBARRIZA! 254 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,172 - WHAT IS PIBBA? IT'S--- 255 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,541 - PIZZARRIBA! 256 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,677 - NOT ACCORDING TO YOUR WEBSITE. 257 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,512 - YOU'RE RUNNING FROM ME? YOU ARE RUNNING FROM-- 258 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:30,548 I'M SPEEDY GONZALES! SPEEDY IS IN MY NAME! 259 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,418 I'M THE FASTEST. EVER! 260 00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:48,133 - AND THAT'S WHY I DON'T WEAR CLOTHES. 261 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:48,967 [CHUCKLES] 262 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,803 - I CAN LEARN A LOT FROM YOU, BOY. 263 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:55,540 - SIR, WE'RE HEARING THAT MURPHY DOESN'T WANT TO SELL. 264 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:58,543 DO WE WITHDRAW OUR OFFER OR ATTEMPT A HOSTILE TAKEOVER? 265 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:04,215 - HMM. THAT'S A TOUGH-- I SAY, THAT'S A TOUGH QUESTION. 266 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,217 WITHDRAW OUR OFFER, 267 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:11,489 OR ATTEMPT A HOSTILE TAKEOVER. HMM. 268 00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:16,594 - MAN. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 269 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:20,331 JUST GO WITH YOUR GUT. YOU GOT A BIG ENOUGH ONE. 270 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,467 - MY GUT, HUH? 271 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,236 - [GROANS] HOSTILE TAKEOVER. 272 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:28,740 - YOU HEARD--I SAY, YOU HEARD THE MUFFIN MAN-- 273 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:30,408 HOSTILE TAKEOVER. 274 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,843 - SO, WHERE YOU TAKING ME TO LUNCH? 275 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:37,048 - I THINK I'LL LET YOU MAKE THE DECISIONS FROM NOW ON. 276 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:41,519 LEMON MERINGUE OR TIRAMISU? 277 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:47,325 - WE'LL TAKE THE WHOLE CART. 278 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,161 - POMERANIAN OR PEKINGESE? 279 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:54,098 - CHEETAH. WORLD'S FASTEST LAND ANIMAL. 280 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:57,702 - RENEE OR ANNABEL? 281 00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:01,406 - THE ONE WEARING GLASSES. YOU LOOK SMARTER. 282 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:03,942 - WELL, DAFFY, WHAT DO YOU THINK-- 283 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,778 I SAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ENORMOCORP? 284 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:07,979 - I DON'T KNOW. IT'S FINE? 285 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:12,150 - I'M HAPPY--I SAY, I'M HAPPY TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT, 286 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,619 BECAUSE IT'S YOURS. - WHAT? 287 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:19,290 - I'VE BEEN--I SAY, I'VE BEEN WANTING TO HAND OVER THE COMPANY FOR SOME TIME NOW, 288 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:24,829 AND THERE'S ONLY ONE KIND OF MAN I TRUST TO RUN ENORMOCORP-- 289 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,331 A MUFFIN MAN. 290 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,532 AND I SHOULD KNOW. 291 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:32,136 AFTER ALL, I WAS ONCE A MUFFIN MAN MYSELF. 292 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,404 [CHUCKLES] 293 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,741 LATER, GATOR. 294 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:44,182 REMEMBER--I SAY, REMEMBER THESE WORDS, SON! 295 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:50,488 YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST A MUFFIN MAN! 296 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:54,659 [BELL DINGS] 297 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,661 - GOOD MORNING, MR. DUCK. 298 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,162 - GOOD MORNING, MR. DUCK. 299 00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,565 - GOOD MORNING, MR. DUCK. 300 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,936 - GOOD MORNING, MR. DUCK. 301 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,272 - HOLD MY CALLS, CAROL. 302 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,177 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY "HOLD MY CALLS." 303 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,046 AND NOW, SOMEONE'S HOLDING MY CALLS! 304 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:18,716 WHO'S CALLING ME? I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T CARE! 305 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:22,854 I'M CEO. CEO OF ENORMOCORP! 306 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:34,766 NOW, WHAT WILL BE MY FIRST OFFICIAL ACT AS CEO? 307 00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:39,437 [SEAGULLS CRYING AND OCEAN ROARING] 308 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:43,908 OHH. THAT'S THE STUFF. 309 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,476 [BELL DINGS] 310 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,412 [TYPING] 311 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,980 - I'M NOT SURE IF YOU CAN HELP ME. 312 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,982 I'M VISITING A FRIEND OF MINE. 313 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,417 HE JUST STARTED WORKING HERE. 314 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,452 - WHAT'S HIS NAME? - DAFFY DUCK. 315 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:58,056 - OH, MR. DUCK. HE'S IN THE CORNER OFFICE. 316 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,424 - CORNER OFFICE? 317 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,893 YOU GUYS MUST REALLY LOVE YOUR MUFFINS AROUND HERE. 318 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:05,863 - MR. DUCK IS THE CEO OF ENORMOCORP. 319 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,700 - THAT MAKES SENSE. 320 00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:13,471 [SNORING] 321 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,811 - I SEE YOU FINALLY FOUND A JOB WHERE THEY PAY YOU TO SLEEP. 322 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,413 - THEY DON'T PAY ME TO SLEEP. 323 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,748 [SEAGULL CRIES] 324 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,583 - WHAT DO THEY PAY YOU TO DO? 325 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,151 - TO RUN THE PLACE. 326 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,120 - DAFFY, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RUN THE DISHWASHER. 327 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:33,491 - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DO IT FOR ME. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS! 328 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,460 I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP ANYMORE. 329 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:39,998 WHY IS MY PERSONAL GROWTH SO THREATENING TO YOU? 330 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,601 THAT'S SOMETHING FOR YOU TO DISCUSS WITH A THERAPIST. 331 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,136 I'M AT WORK RIGHT NOW. 332 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,839 I--I CAN'T BE DOING THIS. 333 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,173 [DOOR OPENS] - MR. DUCK. 334 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,441 I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 335 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,878 - SEE? AT WORK! TALK TO ME. 336 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,613 - SIR, THE MARKETS HAVE TURNED. 337 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,383 SHOULD WE DELAY THE MERGER OR PROCEED AS PLANNED? 338 00:16:58,385 --> 00:16:59,617 - DELAY THE MERGER. 339 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,186 - I THINK THAT'S THE RIGHT DECISION. 340 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,222 - WAIT. PROCEED AS PLANNED. 341 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:07,959 - PROCEED AS PLANNED. - DELAY THE MERGER. 342 00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:09,293 - WHICH ONE? - I DON'T KNOW! 343 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,629 I'M NOT USED TO BEING THE GUY WHO'S ASKED TO MAKE A DECISION! 344 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,966 I'M USED TO STANDING NEXT TO THE GUY WHO'S ASKED TO MAKE A DECISION! 345 00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,035 THAT'S WHEN I CAN MAKE A DECISION! 346 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:20,038 I NEED THAT BIG, FAT ROOSTER! 347 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:22,707 BIG, FAT ROOSTER! 348 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,144 DO I DELAY THE MERGER, OR PROCEED AS PLANNED? 349 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:30,948 - ALWAYS TRUST A MUFFIN MAN! 350 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,584 - SIR, WE NEED A DECISION. 351 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,220 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 352 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,425 - HOW YOU DOING? 353 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,564 - MUFFIN MAN. - HEY, DAFFY. 354 00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:48,900 - THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. 355 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:52,437 DO WE DELAY THE MERGER OR PROCEED AS PLANNED? 356 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:55,339 - OH, RIGHT. THIS IS THE GUY TO ASK. 357 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:58,409 - HMM. 358 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,578 HMM. LET'S SEE. 359 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,081 UH, PROCEED AS PLANNED. 360 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:06,551 - YOU HEARD THE MUFFIN MAN. DO NOT DELAY THE MERGER. 361 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,253 PROCEED AS PLANNED. - YOU'RE SURE? 362 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:13,858 - I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SURE OF ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 363 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,960 - WHOA. 364 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,930 THANKS FOR WATCHING MY MUFFIN CART. 365 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,132 - NO PROBLEM. 366 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:25,436 - OOH. I WOULD HAVE DELAYED THE MERGER. 367 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,805 - YEP. ME, TOO. 368 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,942 MMM. BLUEBERRY. 369 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,277 - [WHIMPERS] 370 00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:48,960 [BEEPING] 371 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:54,132 [AIRCRAFT APPROACHES] 372 00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:16,654 - BEEP BEEP! 373 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,489 BEEP BEEP! 374 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,495 BEEP BEEP! 375 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:34,038 [BEEPS] 376 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,912 BEEP BEEP! 377 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,357 BEEP BEEP! 378 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,861 [CLINKS] 379 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,045 [SQUEAKING] 380 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:23,387 [CRACKING] 381 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,723 [SQUEAKING] 382 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,898 BEEP BEEP! 383 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:40,905 BEEP BEEP! 384 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:01,125 [CLINKS] 385 00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:09,667 [SQUEAKING] 386 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:20,745 THE WORST BUSINESS DECISION IN THE HISTORY OF BUSINESS, 387 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:24,048 ENORMOCORP HAS GONE OUT OF BUSINESS. 388 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:27,551 AS A RESULT, MORE THAN 100,000 HAVE LOST THEIR JOBS, 389 00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:30,554 AND EXPERTS FEAR THE WORLD ECONOMY COULD COLLAPSE. 390 00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:35,259 DISGRACED CEO DAFFY DUCK COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT. 391 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:38,796 - UGH. IF I'D HAVE KNOWN ALL THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, 392 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:39,964 I'D HAVE KEPT ENABLING YOU. 393 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,333 - WELL, AT LEAST I LEARNED A BIG LESSON. 394 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:45,069 - WHAT'S THAT? - WHEN I PULL MY OWN WEIGHT, 395 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:48,472 I PULL A LOT OF STUFF DOWN WITH ME. 396 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:52,109 WHOA! [CRASHING] 397 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:54,245 WHOA! OH! WHOA! 398 00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:58,649 [GLASS SHATTERS] CALL DR. WEISBERG. 399 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:14,665 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 400 00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:24,608 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 401 00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:28,946 - CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A MUFFIN? 402 00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:31,449 I ATE HALF OF IT. IT'S NOT VERY GOOD. 403 00:22:31,499 --> 00:22:36,049 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0